Vegas Strip Clubs

TheFalls · Oct 22, 2006

Fellas,
I'm going to Vegas this week for my bachelor party.
-Been there 4-5 times before.
-I've only been to Spearmint Rhino. Chicks are smokey hot there.
-But I somehow dropped a dime in that bitch in two hours, and I came out with only a handy dandy.
-I'm going to hit up 2-3 places up this time, and I got 10 guys rolling with me.

-Will take a bj; won't beat any of these chicks though for sure.

-Name 3 places I need on my to do list.

Thanks

levistep · Oct 22, 2006

You are about to get married and you are trying to get a bj from some slut?

TheFalls · Oct 22, 2006

levistep said:
You are about to get married and you are trying to get a bj from some slut?

That's not the plan for me, but it probably is for some other guys going.
It's always the other guys at the bachelor party that go off and silly.

Thanks for the help.

WCBias · Oct 22, 2006

The Falls said:
That's not the plan for me, but it probably is for some other guys going.
It's always the other guys at the bachelor party that go off and silly.

Thanks for the help.

Falls...tell your boys to get them out of the club. You will know in five minutes if they are game. Many are there looking for after-hours work. I've had friends driven home by strippers

Otherwise, just cruise through Mandalay Bay or Caesars and pick up a prostitute....save some money.

Dante · Oct 22, 2006

club paradise by hardrock....I have been there 2 times thanks to bigbet123456789 and ppeter VERY nice place

Rawpimple · Oct 22, 2006

take the BJ because once you get married you may never get one again.

ope:

levistep · Oct 23, 2006

The Falls said:
Thanks for the help.

You are welcome you sleeze bag. You probably do plan on getting some action if you were pathetic enough to drop a dime in 2 hours at a strip club. I'll go ahead and wish you a happy divorce.

Seymour · Oct 23, 2006

Falls, maybe you should hire help that comes to you - and don't be in search a hurry to get a blow job just because your getting married - you can still get your cock sucked even if your married.

TheFalls · Oct 24, 2006

Got Club Paradise so far. Anything else?

-Outside of straight up real life sluts that do this for a living, we are doing ghostbar-and got body english and one other in Mandalay on tap.

joeyfitzclick · Oct 24, 2006

Avoid Sherrie's at all costs. Worst strip club in the world and NO chance of getting some 'loving'.

kosar · Oct 24, 2006

Crazy Horse Too is my favorite. No shortage of talent there. Hit or miss on the 'action', depending on the girl.

Sapphires is the nicest/classiest, but the chicks were below par for the upscale atmosphere the last time I was there.

The real question is why would you go to a strip club for 'action' in Vegas?

You can easily spend a dime on admission, drinks, dances and the 'Emperors Room' (rolleyes), and come away with nothing but a hard-on.

If your boys need some lovin', go to the center bar at any major casino after 8pm and pick your hottie. They'll ask for 500-700 dollars, but almost always will settle for 300-400 and most will give you very good service. Or so i've heard.

BrockLee · Oct 24, 2006

levistep said:
You are welcome you sleeze bag. You probably do plan on getting some action if you were pathetic enough to drop a dime in 2 hours at a strip club. I'll go ahead and wish you a happy divorce.

If you want to have a really good time I would invite Levistep. I hear he is the life of the party!
:drink: :smoking:

arty:

joeyfitzclick · Oct 24, 2006

Saphire's had an awesome V.I.P room.

$250 for 30 minutes though :nopityA:

Seymour · Oct 25, 2006

Levistep would go - as long as you fucked him in the ass - these moral thumpers are the biggest queens of all.

royboy_3831 · Oct 25, 2006

Seymour said:
Levistep would go - as long as you fucked him in the ass - these moral thumpers are the biggest queens of all.

no doubt a milwaukee's best beer can is gonna tragically smash this poor bastard... ACT LIKE A MAN DAMMIT!!!

royboy_3831 · Oct 25, 2006

joeyfitzclick said:
Saphire's had an awesome V.I.P room.

$250 for 30 minutes though :nopityA:[/quote

what's wrong with that??? enough time for a nut and a nap...

BrockLee · Oct 25, 2006

royboy_3831 said:
joeyfitzclick said:

Saphire's had an awesome V.I.P room.

$250 for 30 minutes though :nopityA:[/quote

what's wrong with that??? enough time for a nut and a nap...

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:lolBIG: :missingte

glenrobinson · Oct 25, 2006

Haven't been to Vegas in three years but when I lived closer we went to Club Paradise and Crazy Horse II alot....a place a little off the beaten path is Little Darlings, you can pretty much do what ya want there in the back rooms.

Have fun-

TheFalls · Oct 31, 2006

Update:
Still feel like ass after drinking several liters of crown and ketel one over the course of 4 nights and about 12 hours of total sleep.
-Didn't pay for any of this:
-We had 2 pretty hot hookers the first night. I was good, couple of my buddies went hard.
-Spearmint Rhino the next night. I was being too picky because every girl there is unbelievable. My buddies ended picking a biatch I didn't want. She was burning hot-but her attitude blew. She wanted me tipping all of her "bouncer" and shiz like that. I ended spilling one of the "two drink minimum" shots of Petron on her ass. She flipped and it sucked from there. I ended the show and bitched her out. I was pissed from that point on and we left.
-Ended up going to Club Paradise one of the other nights only because a limo driver paid us $10 a piece to drive us across the street from Hard Rock. Wasn't impressed with that place. Chicks were hot, but I didn't like the setup-looked like a normal strip joint.
-Had an awesome time overrall.

Other events:
-We dropped two dimes up in ghostbar. Not sure if it was worth that, but did hook up.
-Did Jet. Girls sucked, but some hammered random guy we never saw before or after got us in for free.
-Did Drai's late one night. Chicks were good and place was good.
-Did The Badlands golf course. Awesome. Lost at least 20 balls.
-Stayed in the Mirage sportsbook all day and stayed hot all day and was hammered all day.
-Had a buddy drop several, several dimes the first night and stayed in the room the rest of the trip. Idiot.
-Buddies met some hot, Baylor grads on the way back from a bachelorette party and we are all going out to gay-ass pete's piano bar thursday.

-There was more, but it's blurred.

There's no where else better to go to a bach. party than this place.